Why Madden 11 Fails Series - The first installment

I was asked to post these videos about all the ridiculous stuff that happens in Madden.. I have low quality videos because I'm using my Kodak Zi8.. (If I only knew about Hauppauge HD PVRs sooner ._. and also.. ahhh free college refund money..oh how I miss it )

Anyway, I made these videos about two weeks ago.. I would release them all at once but because most people online only have an attention span of a [Word Bank: fish, 2 year old, minute.] I will release it as a series.. Probably 2 a day.. I actually have quite a bit..

A couple of these are just straight up ridiculous.. A few of them have cost me games.. others are just in practice mode.

By the way, I do not curse in a lot of these videos. I do curse a lot though.. just try to keep it down so I don't "offend" anyone..

lol It does seem weird that I'm putting out these videos right when that "**** YOU GUMBY" dude started to get popular; but trust me, I planned uploading these a while ago but I'm lazy. I don't think our videos are that similar.. He's hilarious.. I don't think he talks about how bad this game is, he just likes to whoop the **** outta GUMBY.

I could act like my true sailor self if you guys would want me to. I like to be myself lol. I feel "contained" when I make these videos. Either way..


EDIT: I have a total of 15 videos made so far.. You'll have to turn up the sound.. it may sound like I'm mumbling, sorry about that.. After I put out the current videos I have, I'll be posting videos that have better sound.. The mic sensitivity was high.. or low? Whichever makes it so you can't hear me lol.

Sadly, I do not have the video of my epic loss to JayNizz in the final seconds of a game I should have won. Mike Thomas catches a pass on a streak.. and beats Nnamdi Asomugha.. You may be asking.. Who is Mike Thomas? He's the FIVE FOOT EIGHT (5'8") FAST WR FOR THE JAGUARS. HE BEATS PLANET ASO ON A DEEP BALL WHEN ASO IS PLAYING A DEEP ZONE ON HIS SIDE OF THE FIELD.. I was pissed to say the least.


Here are your first two episodes plus my dog:

Episode 1 - ACCIDENTAL Pistol Formation


Episode 2 - Brandon Lloyd's Magic Trick.. High Spec catch.. but this takes it to a new level..



My Dog Wheezer

I watched all of them, crazy stuff right there.

I even watched the one about your dog and it made my dogs bark.

Wheezer >

wheeeeeeeeeezerrrr

Btw, I have a better one of my two dogs.. It's funny. They are both Shih Tzus.

lol stuff is hilarious

wang does sh!t stick to ur dogs fur

why are u posting these? u do still play madden on a regular basis right?

rokket wrote:

wang does sh!t stick to ur dogs fur

LOL Yes it does sometimes.. It's SO annoying.. He's scheduled for a grooming soon..

ben8521 wrote:

why are u posting these? u do still play madden on a regular basis right?

I'm posting these because I love playing Madden, but I want it fixed.
There are things that happen that should NEVER EVER happen in an NFL football game.




That video is why I post these. None of the sh!t that happens in the videos I post occur in real NFL games.

I love playing Madden.. I don't play sim.. I play tourney because I want to beat the best players, the ones that play for money..
Even though I don't play sim, I would like a realistic game.